Monday, July 16, 2007

"I'd like to thank the Academy .... "

Sure, everybody knows about the Bob Leal Keepin' It Real Muckrakers MVP Award. But just like there's more to the Oscars than Best Picture, there's more to the Muckrakers than the MVP.

Thanks to Randy Striegel, we have a whole list of deserving Muckies:

Offensive MVP: Dave Alcorn
Defensive MVP: Dave Alcorn
Executive of the Year award: Chris Wagnon
Most prolific BMVP: Dwayne Giron
Most Valuable Luke Substitute (Not From Down Under): Dave Carpenter
The Asleep at the Wheel award: Mat Petersen
The Most Likely to Cause Immense Pain With A Batted Ball award: Dre Thurston
The Disappearing-Reappering-Redisappearing award: Luke Abbott
The Yell "HOME!!!" Like an Idiot award: Randy Striegel
The Flying Hat award: Mike Gale
The (Metal) Spikes-Up award: Mike Yurkus
The Betty Ford award: Mike Rieger
The Invisible Double-Play award: Steve "Mosco" Moscatelli
The Takes-One (on the head)-For-The-Team award: Mosco Moscatelli
The Golden Arm award: Dave Taxier
The "I Gotta At Least Win SOME Award" award: The Guy Mosco brought that one week
The "Don’t Throw It Too High/Low/Hard/Soft/Left/Right" award: Rick Hurd
The "Swing as Hard as You Can!!!" award: Chace Bryson (for his brilliant effort against Weidemann Construction wherein he hit a line drive over the head of the second baseman who, moments earlier, sarcastically uttered: "Yeah, Chace. Swing as Hard as You Can!!!")
The Dennis Pimentel Honorary Photoshop Mastery award: Dennis Pimentel (with an assist to Mike Lefkow, John Romero, Dave Belli, et al.)
The Joe DeLoach/"Just Win, Baby!!!" award (recognizing the most loyal fan): (tie) Joe Deloach, Alcorn’s wife
MVBSAGG (Most Valuable Blogger/Scorekeeper/All-Around Good Guy): Dave Taxier
Most Inspirational: Bob Leal

Again, Randy, thanks for your contribution. You'll always be an award-winner to us!

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